Are you free tonight?

And then we have all of our hormones; all of them shaking and cracking inside just waiting for the moment when they’ll be able to explode!

Naturally we are all different, we grew up in different families, that might have had a kind of influence in our way of “hunting”, furthermore that could explain a lot.

What we have to be concerned here is that I am not talking about loving somebody, or even close to that, just writing about the behavior each one of us have when we are about to hunt.

Let’s start:

1- 1- From a cute-poor-little-innocent country side boy to the very first slut in the group (although we have to admit that when Diadema is to be better, she does that gracefully). I’d rather be in Piracicaba, all of you know that… but as long as I am here, I needed to enjoy the party, and there’s nothing better than a big city to have some fun. I am not a professional hunter but I am not the kind of person who leaves a party alone as well. Thank God I have found somebody to hold me tight ( or jail me at home).

Examples of hunting: eye to eye, drinking makes people look better, the virtual way, flirting straightly, one night stand offers… well so on and so forth

2- 2 - A dignified-three-kids-mother almost modeled in the catholic way of life, which we could say it’s an example of immaculacy and innocence, but when we get to know her “better and deeper” she becomes the Chinese-female tiger that surely will give you the most entertaining night you’d ever have in your life, but be aware that she may not call you the next day, or for good girls like us are not this type. So, if you are looking for a delicious fuck without the commitment of dating or getting married just keep in touch but be sure you have more than 18 centimeters.

Examples of hunting: a slow motion twinkle while you drink your draft beer, virtual way, family hunting, charming way of asking a ride … well so on and so forth

3- 3 - A prototype of what a well raised girl should be, good schools, educated, huge knowledge (just smaller than her heart), well dressed, bilingual hunter, nowadays she is going through a low self esteem process, but I have seen her in action, and, oh yeah babe, she deserves to be in this “occidental geishas club”, she has been possessed by two at the same time ( ok, it was 2 fags, but whatever… I think the sound of possessed matches with Moema girl). Well, if you are in the mood for a romance blended with rock and some culture, send her an text message in her blackberry, she might be at any posh bar or fancy store, but if your invitation is pushier or fancier, you have a chance.

Examples of hunting: acknowledging rock stars, jumping over other people, showing her breasts, involving you in a long conversation at the bar … well so on and so forth

4- 4 - The “I do not hook up” boy, the snobbish lord who’ll just flirt if your nose is standing higher than his. If you are willing to have a cosmo and a conversation about any deep subject call him, because he won’t call you, he has a high price, he won’t leave his house unless your offer is as big as his ego, remember he is an old fashionable person, so a one night stand invitation won’t work out unless it’s a New York one night stand.

Examples of hunting: teasing you until you decide to tease him, going to a alternative movie theatre and to a café after, so on and so forth

So If you are feeling like your hormones are in the way I have described just send nudge, spray your best perfume, know your best speech by heart, fill your wallet ( dollars and pounds are advised) and be ready for fun, you’ll have a lot… delightfully … deeply…

Dear friends: Moema, Morumbi and Diadema, do you all feel like I am selling you? Cause I felt it…. Lololololololol

From your friend

XOXO